I thought of writing a mad-awesome intro about this post, perhaps to explain why I feel the need to lose weight or why I’ve always wanted to be a popstar or why I’d vote for SHRIMP (yes, as in the crustacean), if ever it runs for presidency. But then I decided to just let the video speak for itself.
This is the first day of our vacation in Palawan, which was so much with the win! YOU. HAVE. TO. GO. THERE. srsly. And you’re lakkeh ‘coz this vid is the director’s cut- the extended version of the original one with highlights which include:
1. Crocodiles making out
2. Butterflies copulating
3. Stiff cocks
4. Big-boobed midget statues
5. Bare-footed hungry humans
I know you want to watch already.