The Best Things in Life are Free (what a boring title)

We’ve all read those inspirational write-ups about how the best things in life are free and because I have no concept of originality whatsoever, I made my own list.

Present-o, The Best Things in Life are Free, Funny+Sexy version!!!

1. Going home late at night from a long day of work (and a little night-out) and snuggling beside your mom on your parents’ bed- though she’d most likely ask why you reek of smoke and liquor, which will force you to leap out and head straight to the shower.

2. Flying a kite on a windy Sunday afternoon with your nephews and nieces. Then pasting your evil boss’s picture on it just before the sun sets and deliberately entangling it with the Meralco wires till it bursts into flames.

3. When in school you have a really really bad case of diarrhea and you don’t want to poop in your building’s C.R.’s (because duh, it’s embarrassing!) and you manage to sneak into the gradeschoolers’ washrooms AND THEN you realize that you put the napkin in your pocket after you had lunch at KFC. Priceless.




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8 responses to “The Best Things in Life are Free (what a boring title)

  1. hmmm…

    “backstage pass to the local music industry”?

    make a website for one of the surviving 90s-era band, earning you their lifetime friendship and thus getting into various gigs for free.

    also, you could even session for them earning you shitloads of cash… on a single gig!

    downside: you have to be in an obscure band with their road manager. ๐Ÿ˜›

  2. Ade

    Going to the supermarket for a quick grocery and seeing the pseudo-actress you loathe, wearing no make-up and looking like total crap.

    Is she hot? If yes, did you take pics?

  3. funnysexy

    @ Ralphot
    Aha! I think I know what band you’re referring to! Woot! And I’d like to see you in one of their gigs ah!

    @ Ade

  4. finch

    6. Staring at the pretty stars in the sky at night with a special someone and making out a constellation in the shape of a limp penis.

    I suppose that ties in with the “loved unrequitedly for 5 years”
    thing a little too, doesn’t it. ? ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. funnysexy

    Not really, no but it would be interesting if it did! LOLERZ

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  7. 10) Manligaw sa tingin. ๐Ÿ˜€

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