“Coming Out Hair”, that’s what my friends call it. One asked if I already got fed up hiding in the closet, that I decided to “come out” by looking more butch than Aiza Seguerra. I don’t know what’s the big deal about it, really. I was tired of my long, damaged hair so I pretty much chopped it all off (not in a G.I. Jane kinda way, mmkay?) and ended up getting varied reactions from people.
Ego, friend of a blogger friend: Kring! You uhm, cut your hair… O_o Are you depressed?
Heysel, long time friend: Why, hello tharr, tita Jovy! (referring to my mom. We apparently look like twins now.)
Ms. Elvie, our accountant: Nice! You’re so pretty! It looks better on you!
P0yt, tanggera: WTF, dude. -_-
Wil, retarded friend: Aiza!!! *sings* pagdating ng panahon… Wahahahahahaha!!!
Boss: Who is this guy? Kring?! What the hell???
Me: Shuddup. It looks hot. Imma get more guys with this ‘do!
Boss: Oh yeah, and girls, too. *smirks*
Me: Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
NO. I’M NOT A LEZBO. THERE’S NO REASON FOR ME TO COME OUT, TOO BECAUSE I WAS NEVER IN THE CLOSET TO BEGIN WITH. I honestly just wanted to look completely like a certain leader of a Korean boyband lol and ended up looking like a gay guy pretending to be a girl who’s trying to look androgynous. Confused? Me, too.
Pics after the jump! (Huh? Where do we jump? Is it New Year’s Eve already? Why am I so corny?)