I e-mailed this letter last April 26, 2007 to everyone on my address book, except for the person I wrote this for. I dunno if it’s such a good idea to put this up here but if it will inspire even just one person, then it is worth it. Guys, prepare the barf bag. No, [...]
Entries from January 2008
January 19, 2008
Funny+Sexy Videos: I’m Pregnant
Finally. A third video. Please enjoy it ‘coz I swear I have no idea when the next one will be. Anyway, for this installment, someone actually acted with me. And he’s a superstar, that Jeff guy. He actually had a big role in a rather short-lived reality-sitcomish TV show. Please enjoy AND SUBSCRIBE TO MY [...]
January 16, 2008
Of FuBus, Domain Names and Loperamides
Why the hell did I even participate in the Yehey.com-sponsored Trinoma Blogger Food Tour? I’m always at that mall anyway (bitch, plz. I’m from Fairview.) and I’ve been trying to lose like half my weight. Ok, I admit. It was all Coy’s fault. Blame him. He dragged and blackmailed me. And well, yeah. I kinda [...]
January 10, 2008
Horoscope by Madam FunnySexy
Since I’m staying over at the office tonight and need to work, my Trinoma Blogger Food Tour thingy sum’in sum’in post would have to wait until like… Sunday night. But I really do want to write an entry so here, your horoscope for this week/month/year (I haven’t really decided yet), courtesy of ME. Because I’ve [...]
January 1, 2008
Funny+Sexy’s Top 5
I would’ve made another video for my first post in 2008. I would’ve recorded you an original song and serenaded you with my oh-so-mad-awesome-singing-voice-that-would-make-even-Mariah-Carey-cry. I would’ve taken naked photos of myself, perhaps posing next to a Chinese vase to jumpstart this year. But no, I didn’t. Instead, I brought you lists of my random top [...]
